Clever Word Play

1. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

2. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before

3. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

4. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

5. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris must be in Seine

6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

9. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

10. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

11. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

12. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

13. Definition of a will: A dead give away.

14. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

15. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

17. If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.

18. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

19. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

20. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

21. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

22. Every calendar's days are numbered.

23. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it tai'nt mine.

24. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

25. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

26. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

27. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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